Hiding things.

In preparation for our getaway I am finding myself creating a mental list of things I need to hide or put away. On the top of my list is our laptop computers. I don't want the children messing with them when we aren't here to watch them. There are some seemingly silly things on my list as well like hiding the cheese. My children love cheese to the point of it being ridiculous. If left to their own devices they would eat cheese a dozen times a day. The problem with this is that then they need a good cleanse colon due to the constipation they incur. I know that neither of their grandmother's will limit their cheese intake and I am taking drastic measures. If they can't find the cheese in the refrigerator they can't eat it. I don't want to come back to a four year old who cries all night because his stomach hurts.