More SEO Jokes

I am not sure I understand any of these or if they actually apply to the type of SEO this blog is referring to but maybe someone out there will find them humorous.... I tried!
Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.
* SEOs are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!
* Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
* What are SEOs good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
* What do you call 100 SEOs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
* What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
Skeet.
* What does molds, ooze, pond scum and SEOs have in common?
They’re all slime.